Good tools, good work

Did you see the Iron Squid II? These guys are incredible. One hand on the keyboard, the other on the mouse, they can output like 5 actions per second!
Yeah these guys are crazy, But hey, they also have the right hardware!
Hey that actually gives me an idea…
I know what you’re thinking…
But they’re 5 times as expensive! No way!
Come on, it’s totally profitable!
What exactly is a G19 keyboard anyway?
It’s awesome! With the programmable keys, we calculated this thing would pay for itself in 3 months and 10 days!
Come on, for the sake of the company!